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Women cant handle that shit. She will always come up to you and when you are having your 15 minutes of thoughtless time and always come over "*woman tone* What are you thinking about?" And we tell you what we were thinking about "Nothing". Its messed up when you tell your woman the truth, and that's the wrong answer. "C'mon you had to be thinking about something" "No, i wasn't". Really, they start accusing you. "Why wont you tell me what you were thinking?" " What do you think I'm hiding my fucking thoughts? Even if I was, they are my fucking thoughts. If I wanted them to be real, I would have said them." "You always do this shit" "Do what shit?" "Why wont you tell me what you are thinking about? Share with me!!!" And its at that moment we have to make a decision and you force us to lie to you. We have to invent a story right then and there to tell you what we were thinking just so that you don't think we are retarded. "All right, all right. I'll tell you what I was thinking. I was just thinking about how pretty you are" - Russel Peters
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